according to society if you’re confident you’re self-obsessed but if you’re insecure you’re weak so that is why i am a simple giraffe
|—||John Green (via vehxt)|
putting in a new carpet
The story of my-
I take her-
I drive all-
to keep her-
when your family asks if you have a boyfriend
do we panic now
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
“@nbcsnl: And our favorite bumper of the night: #PaulRudd + @onedirection = #RuddDirection. #RuddFitsRightIn #SNL”