Leaf date me aaron

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

epic-humor:

rosalindrobertson:

sizvideos:

Hanging at home with Jonas the tiger! - Video

cats is cats.

I WANT THIS PET CAT ON MY SOFA NOW!!!

247am:

this cat is so pretty I aspire to be half as pretty as this cat on a good day

narcotic:

"guys are always hitting on me its SO annoying" 

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kingcheddarxvii:

wecansexy:

i relate so deeply to this video, this video is what it truly means to be “popular” on tumblr

PAWNEE’S CITIZENS ARE LITERALLY ANONS AND THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD TURN OFF ANON